I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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