Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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