We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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