Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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