Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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