whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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