Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I have post one night stand depression
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