I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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