frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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