D3 body, D1 cock
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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