Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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