Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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