The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My balls are so social today.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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