in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Welp...herpes.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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