no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
and she was petting her beer can
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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