who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
