On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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