I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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