We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
