that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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