It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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