I smell stomach acid.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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