I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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