The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I have aggressive nipples.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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