Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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