she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
they're like a gay fantastic four
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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