i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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