his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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