i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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