I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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