i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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