So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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