there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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