OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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