Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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