Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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