We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Two words: nipple clamps
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