Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i think i just lost a toe
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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