we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
