you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm at about main and main street
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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