who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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