I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we're chasing vodka with high fives
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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