it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
high people should be assigned attendants
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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