she woke up with a sticky ear
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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