We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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