real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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