It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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