The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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