FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i need some magic done to my vagina
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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