You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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