There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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