Your tits are I can't wait for
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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